sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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frowl:

'Omg no kylie has never had her lips touched by a plastic surgeon its all makeup'
taint3ed:

prettypussyprincess:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

captain-save-a-fro:

Fact lol 😂😂😂 Love my Haitians 🙌🙌😘



YOOOOO

Lmao finna die

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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