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moriarty:

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

u can see its tiny balls dropping

taint3ed:

If you sucking dick, girl I ain’t mad atcha.

If you got a sugar daddy, girl I ain’t mad atcha.

If you getting laid every damn night, girl I ain’t mad atcha. 

If you doing nudes, girl I ain’t mad atca.

Do yo fucking thing, shawty. Live your life. You only got one. Be fucking happy.

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pkcrew:

Nah bollocks live your virtually meaningless existence the way you see fit whether that’s veggie casseroles or doing meth off a homeless guy’s nutsack, life is an incomprehensible result of fantastic consequences and the feelings of joy and pleasure are the best of the lot. So fill up as much of your life however long or short it is with regular doses of ‘Corr m8 that was wicked’.
fleurlungs:

I don’t mean to be a bother, but there’s an entire universe inside you. Sewing piece on felt from today. 

thedeathcats:

reverseracist:

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

shut the hell up

^^^

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