Anonymous said: has there ever been a time when your smartass went too far with a nigga? I feel like that would happen to you since you be rude to be funny n shit
Yeah. Okay this shit dumb but it happened. So I was talking to this guy he was fine AF and he was one of those black guys that are just chill AF unless you start arguing with him he gets in that shit so he would never talk and I was like I’m gonna get this nigga to talk to me so I was like, “Why you sitting over there on the cool like you somebody.”
And he was like, “Girl, bye.” And waved me off and I was like, “Just cause you cute don’t mean you too good to talk to people. I be seeing yo ass just sitting there ignoring girls like you the holy spirit and they all heathens.” And he smiled and was like, “I talk to you though.” And so I flipped my hair cause I’m childish and said, “Of course you do, you can’t help it, I’m A1.” And he just rolled his eyes. And I said, “Well fuck you then.” And he laughed and just told me to go on somewhere and then this is where I fucked up. I was all bold and shit and was fucking around and said, “Who the fuck you talking to lil bitch?”
And he got mad AS A MOTHER FUCKER HE WAS LIKE
And I was like OOPS. And he was like, “Sitcho short ass I think I’m fucking cute and shit with my long real hair having, can’t reach shit and ask niggas to do shit for me, never drove a fucking car, can’t ride the rides at amusement parks, people think I’m 12, sits at home on tumblr all day fucking ass down somewhere. No one fucking with you.”
And I was not prepared for that cause no one talks to me like that and I was just like well DAMN he fucking told my ass. And I just stood there and he was like, “Oh you ain’t got shit to say now, huh? Are you fucking done now?”
And cause I’m me I was just like fuck you black ass nigga and walked off.
We still friends though. I just know not to call him a bitch anymore.
i . almost. cried. reading. this. h o l l e r e d